Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Top Stories

First, on CNN headline news, they were talking about the Gay Games. Do we have Straight Games too? If we did, wouldn’t we get into trouble?

Second, there was a story where come people married two rabbits—had a ceremony and everything. Some group got mad because they thought that the people were demeaning the rabbits. Give me a break! They’re rabbits! They don’t know what’s going on!

Third, why do we have a story on headline news about some dumb rabbits getting married? I’m sure that there MUST be a story more important than that, that didn’t get aired.